The most simple of concepts, and one that didn’t really merit being filed under ‘footballing moments’ principally because it’s based around the entirely invented notion of changing a footballer’s name to reflect a change in their being.
Confused? Allow us to explain….
I. Dan Pet-rescue
The Ex-Chelsea and Romania full-back was spotted saving stranded animals and nursing them back to health.
II. Dimitar Berba-toff
Lord Berbatov of lower Bulgaria derides the local untermenschen
An equine version of the Santos and Brazil forward (this is a rare shot when he's not rolling around on the grass)
IV. Sebastian Coats
That lad just loves a jacket
V. Roque Santa Cruise
Out of his depth at City. Roque in happier times.
VI. Iker Ca-seal-as
Iker gets our seal of approval
Dis Brsloner midfEldah is bad mandem
VIII. Cristiano Ronal-doe
IX. Shabby Alonso
You'd have thought Real Madrid would pay better...
X. Cesc Crabregas
And he scuttled away...